where are her parents? please get your child
they are registering, she is rallying
They’re frantically facebooking, telling their friends to turn on channel 5.
I would not advise you to hold your breath for updates.
Billy Ocean, “Love Really Hurts Without You” (Top 40 debut: 5/1/76, chart peak: #22)
You may wonder, “are these blurbs just a bunch of unverified Wikipedia factoids?” Well, no. When I read “Ocean subsequently fathered five sons with [LaToya] Jackson, the youngest being singer, songwriter and rapper Frank Ocean,” on Ocean’s Wikipedia page, I was like “that’s bullshit,” and it was. I checked. I always check.
Forget Diane in 7A. That’s the kind of internet lie I want to be true.
I met a traveller from way the hell off
who said: two gigantic, fucked-up rock legs
be out there in the middle of goddamn nowhere
right next to them covered in shit some kinda big face
looked pretty pissed & upset & whatnot
all damn covered in words
"yo ozymandias here, this my shit"
"better than your shit, get fucked buddy"
not much else tho, just sand
shitloads of sand all over the place
get fucked, buddy
Listen, babydolls. I don’t need a reason for every post. Just sit back and enjoy this… (click)
It’s not the selfies that make me feel old. It’s the sheer number of people who appear to be “literally shaking and crying” at any given moment on tumblr.
What if legendary rockers like Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon had lived long lives instead of dying too soon? Jimi Hendrix would be turning 71 later this month, Lennon would be 73, and Kurt Cobain would be 46-years-old. See the images here
Has anyone clicked through and read this? Do they explain why none of them can afford decent haircuts?
Meet Stanislaw Burzynski. This Houston doctor claims to have discovered a miracle cure for many tough kinds of cancer using antineoplastons, an unusual treatment, derived largely from urine, that largely has gone untested by the FDA. Despite this, Burzynski has practices for more than three decades, selling what his fans call a miracle treatment—albeit a costly one not covered by traditional health insurance—but traditional doctors call fraudulent. USA Today has a fascinating breakdown of Burzynski’s practice and his many critics.
The FDA doesn’t test therapies, it reviews data from other people’s testing and decide if that data proves that the therapy is safe and effective. If you’re looking for a government entity that conducts research, the NIH tests therapies, but generally lacks the funding to conduct testing on the scale necessary for FDA’s approval process. Be accurate.
Obviously testing him for doneness. If the juices run clear, he should be okay to eat.
Hey, online writer types. Here’s a highly shareable online quiz idea: “Lady Magazine Sex Suggestion or threat from the intro to M.E.T.H.O.D. Man?”