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Jan 31
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theavc:


Tyler Perry’s next Madea film will look at economic inequality while giving it one of those side-eyed frowny faces
Tyler Perry has revealed that the next Madea movie will find Tyler Perry’s blubbery sass-banshee coming face to face with one of those awful Ponzi schemers—a face which she will then presumably slap some ever-lovin’ sense into, perhaps using a kitchen accoutrement, thus restoring a sense of dignity to those frustrated by our continued economic disparity.

Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry’s co-option of a social movement. If Madea acknowledges your struggle, does that mean your movement has arrived, or died?

It means that if various OWS attendees don’t act (too much) a fool, non-blipster Black people might show up in larger numbers.

theavc:

Tyler Perry’s next Madea film will look at economic inequality while giving it one of those side-eyed frowny faces

Tyler Perry has revealed that the next Madea movie will find Tyler Perry’s blubbery sass-banshee coming face to face with one of those awful Ponzi schemers—a face which she will then presumably slap some ever-lovin’ sense into, perhaps using a kitchen accoutrement, thus restoring a sense of dignity to those frustrated by our continued economic disparity.

Tyler Perry presents Tyler Perry’s co-option of a social movement. If Madea acknowledges your struggle, does that mean your movement has arrived, or died?

It means that if various OWS attendees don’t act (too much) a fool, non-blipster Black people might show up in larger numbers.

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Jan 30
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Unambiguously pleased that I started watching WWE again. They have a bearded, vegan heel now! Amazing.

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This was sitting in my drafts folder because too many cooks and all that. But whatever.

From the ouside, the journey of the LDR fan seems to have some parallels to that of the Star Wars fan. There’s the heady days of last Summer; “Video Games” must have felt like seeing the original trilogy. “This cultural thing gets me. I’m going to talk about it with my friends…a lot. I’m going to defend it against people who don’t get it.” Then comes the prequels (SNL) and the prequels are obviously bad. They last forever. That one friend you brought to the midnight screening is like, “whuuuut? is? this?” The trade embargo (or whatever) plotline is awful and the dialogue is so stilted you start to wonder, “was the original stuff bad, but just arrived at the right time?”

But I have good news, LDR fans who may be feeling aesthetic stress. Take a cue from the Star Wars fan; remeber it doesn’t matter. Star Wars has terrible dialogue and a host of other problems and I love it. I even think the prequels have good things to be said about them like the new John Williams music and the last lightsaber battle between Anakin and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Though, I will say, even as a person who wouldn’t listen to LDR with your mom’s ears, the misogyny is either too predictable to be disappointing or disappointingly predictable.

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ALL LDR ALL THE TIME

cureforbedbugs:

YOU GUYS ACT LIKE YOU WERE NEVER TOTALLY WAY INTO 90’S LOUNGE A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR IT TO BE EVEN REMOTELY COOL. (Aka you were not born between 1983 and 1986.) This is the kind of album I would have been thrilled to have bought without knowing anything about it in like 2002.

Thanks, tumblr, for helping me examine my meh-ness on theis particular topic. I never had patience for that whole genre, pretty much only being able to stand Tricky’s Maxinque and Pre-Millenium Tension. Anyway…meh. You know what I miss, if we’re going to ressurect the 90s? Rave flyers. Not raves, but just the flyers. Many of them were quite pretty.

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Jan 27
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thestrutny:

Update:Maybe there really is something to this. Look what Ice Cube posted on his Facebook wall on what would have been the 20th anniversary of his “Good Day.”
(via What was the exact date that Ice Cube had a Good Day? | The Strut)

 I have never seen a stronger justification for the internet than this fine, fine work.

thestrutny:

Update:
Maybe there really is something to this. Look what Ice Cube posted on his Facebook wall on what would have been the 20th anniversary of his “Good Day.”

(via What was the exact date that Ice Cube had a Good Day? | The Strut)

 I have never seen a stronger justification for the internet than this fine, fine work.

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Jan 26
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theavc:


Band claims it costs $100,000 to make it in indie rock, finally rendering the term “indie rock” meaningless
In fact, it costs more than $100,000 to try to “make it” today, including $30,000 for “training,” $25,000 for gear, $1,000 to “pay a guy to send email blasts to databases of hip music blogs,”and $18,000 to live in New York City, because shaggy-haired rock guys are required by federal law to live in New York City. Man, were the Ramones actually Rockefellers or something?
We’re going to tread lightly here, because the level of delusion in this story could potentially suck us all into a bottomless vortex of self-entitlement from which no amount of whining to wealthy parents will ever free us.

Yeah. Sometimes you read something that’s so wrong you want to yell everything that is wrong about it all at once, so nothing has enough time to become a fully-formed sentence. This is one of those times.

Am I missing something? A guitar that doesn’t go out of tune so much that it embarrasses you in public often starts at $1,000 and you haven’t even bought any pedals that make indie rock possible. Also, if you gig regularly, you could go through $25-30 in strings a week times 52 per year. At this point you still don’t have an amp, a cable or a place to practice. None of these things will you have only one of that you will keep for your entire life. I don’t even know about the other instruments, other than bass strings are more expensive. Or are we saying that those sorts of costs don’t count, like I shouldn’t count my college tuition and books toward my job that I have now. Because cumulatively? Not that I cosign with the entitlement and whining, but playing music is expensive. Music is not writing, where you just need a moleskin and the truth. But even so, couldn’t you count your (assumed) BA and any workshops and books by the greats whose writing made you better? Music is definitely made out of expensive things (instruments). Let’s say you had sonic ambitions beyond lo-fi. That’s more gear. I think $100,000 is a lowish cumulative number for a four piece band and which obviously skips music conservatory. (Not required, but it’s where you learn stuff like how to breathe so you don’t embarrass yourself on SNL.)
So don’t ask “what did the Ramones do?” like they somehow spent less money on music(before inflation adjustments). They spent a bunch of money on their music and starved the rest of the time, I’m sure. They were just cool enough not to whine about it. I’m not an expert, but Johnny Ramone’s multiple Mosrites that he ran through a Marshall amp were not made of/bought with cuddles and dreams. Why do so many musician bios spend so much time talking about getting a hold of gear? Or bands who have stories where their line-up was partially determined by stuff like who had a PA?

theavc:

Band claims it costs $100,000 to make it in indie rock, finally rendering the term “indie rock” meaningless

In fact, it costs more than $100,000 to try to “make it” today, including $30,000 for “training,” $25,000 for gear, $1,000 to “pay a guy to send email blasts to databases of hip music blogs,”and $18,000 to live in New York City, because shaggy-haired rock guys are required by federal law to live in New York City. Man, were the Ramones actually Rockefellers or something?

We’re going to tread lightly here, because the level of delusion in this story could potentially suck us all into a bottomless vortex of self-entitlement from which no amount of whining to wealthy parents will ever free us.

Yeah. Sometimes you read something that’s so wrong you want to yell everything that is wrong about it all at once, so nothing has enough time to become a fully-formed sentence. This is one of those times.

Am I missing something? A guitar that doesn’t go out of tune so much that it embarrasses you in public often starts at $1,000 and you haven’t even bought any pedals that make indie rock possible. Also, if you gig regularly, you could go through $25-30 in strings a week times 52 per year. At this point you still don’t have an amp, a cable or a place to practice. None of these things will you have only one of that you will keep for your entire life. I don’t even know about the other instruments, other than bass strings are more expensive. Or are we saying that those sorts of costs don’t count, like I shouldn’t count my college tuition and books toward my job that I have now. Because cumulatively? Not that I cosign with the entitlement and whining, but playing music is expensive. Music is not writing, where you just need a moleskin and the truth. But even so, couldn’t you count your (assumed) BA and any workshops and books by the greats whose writing made you better? Music is definitely made out of expensive things (instruments). Let’s say you had sonic ambitions beyond lo-fi. That’s more gear. I think $100,000 is a lowish cumulative number for a four piece band and which obviously skips music conservatory. (Not required, but it’s where you learn stuff like how to breathe so you don’t embarrass yourself on SNL.)

So don’t ask “what did the Ramones do?” like they somehow spent less money on music(before inflation adjustments). They spent a bunch of money on their music and starved the rest of the time, I’m sure. They were just cool enough not to whine about it. I’m not an expert, but Johnny Ramone’s multiple Mosrites that he ran through a Marshall amp were not made of/bought with cuddles and dreams. Why do so many musician bios spend so much time talking about getting a hold of gear? Or bands who have stories where their line-up was partially determined by stuff like who had a PA?

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That moment when you realize that your DVR can’t record WWE Raw, RuPaul’s Drag Race, and Hoarders at the same time.

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stryker:

The shirt of a Boondock Saints fan.

 …or a nerdy drummer. If they’re wearing all white grandpa sneakers, you’re just looking at a percussion dork.

stryker:

The shirt of a Boondock Saints fan.

 …or a nerdy drummer. If they’re wearing all white grandpa sneakers, you’re just looking at a percussion dork.

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Already not looking forward to this Summer

Whether it ends up being Gingrich, Romney, or naturalized zombie Winston Churchill it does not bode well for the customary late Summer political “silly season” that the press is already in ridiculous mode. That said, I really hope Team Obama releases a more detailed statement about the Jan Brewer thing, so they can stop quoting her and ther cromulent use of the word “cordial.”

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Jan 25
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true confessions

Last night at guitar school, when I offered to teach a woman how to play a U2 song (she only knew D, A, E, and G. If there were some sort of USDA listing of the ingredients of their discography, it would be a good 55-60% D, A, and E), and she 1) made it plain that she’d prefer a guy and 2) said that she didn’t want to learn anything by U2 and wanted to learn something good, like Taylor Swift, I was fiiled with unsisterly feelings and thoughts, not the least of which was/is good luck playing F with your sparkle glitter nail polish, lamestain (I went to highschool in the 90s). I know I’ve broken several rules of poptimism and feminism, but it feels good to get it off of my chest. (But seriously, “Is there TAB for Ave Maria by Beyonce?” why does this woman-child even want to learn an instrument!?)

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